What if he wakes up before you get home and steals you blind? (Wayne) Steals what? My clothes won’t fit him and I have nothing of any value. Not unless he likes my Peter, Paul, and Mary collection anyway. (Sunshine)

We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.

Do that again and, bracelet or no bracelet, I’ll tear your head off and use it for a doorstop. (Xypher)

Where did you learn to ride anyway? Disasters-R-Us? (Tory)

Remember, Nick, there are only two people in the universe I care for…and you’re not one of them. (Savitar)

If I want to play mind games, I'd buy a Rubik's cube. ~ Acheron, a character.

My weaknesses are women in high heels, freedom under siege, and ebay. (Steele)