Are you two having some sort of strange human thing that you can’t follow what I’m saying? (Simi)

See I'm the reckless and wild one who saves him from being boring. It's why we're perfect for each other. We balance. - Madame Selena

I got a shotgun and a backhoe and no one looks under a septic tank for a dead body. (Bubba)

Uh-huh. You know with that sinister tone you should look into working for the IRS. I’m sure they’re desperate for people who can cow others with a single growl. (Susan)

Call me Buffy. I’m even blond, but don’t ask me to wear a halter top. Or corset.

Ooo, let’s see, I need to get my spicy barbecue sauce. Definitely some oven mitts, ‘cause he’s gonna be hot from being flame-broiled. I need to get a couple of them apple trees to make wood chips so the meat be nice and appley tasting. Give it that extra yumminess, ‘cause I don’t like that Daimon flavor. Ack! (Simi)

It’s not manly to hurt others or belittle them. Respect and kindness require more courage because people take advantage of those.