I'll be damned, you got laid.

Where are my guards? (Wulf) Oh, one is right here, but he’s not feeling very talkative. Death has a way of making even the chattiest of people rather quite. As for the other…he’s…oh, wait, dead now. (Stryker)

Lydia: Strange how you always remember the pain someone gave you, but seldom the hurt you caused them.

I have much to teach you. Come and learn the art of war from the one who invented it. (Takeshi)

The Simi is environmentally sound. Eat everything except for hooves

What are you? (Zarek) I’m a nymph. (Astrid) I hope you just left an important syllable off that word, princess. (Zarek)

I don’t have to do nothing you say, you old heifer cow. And you are old. Really, really old. And a cow, too. (Simi)