Keep your lips and other body parts to yourself or you’ll be headless. (Apollymi)

You worthless sonofabitch. You should never have been anything more than a cum stain! (Stryker)

It was great, wasn’t it? Really exciting stuff. (Chris) Like having my teeth drilled without Novocain. (Cassandra)

I might have lost some skin, but I got kissed by a beautiful woman who was happy to see me. I gotta say that’s pretty epic in my book. Definitely not a worst-case day here.” – Sundown

Oh, goodie! I get to make the redheaded goddess mad! (Simi)

You want to live, right? (Syn) Absolutely. (Kiara) Then we’re where you are, bathroom breaks being the only exception – unless you’re in public, and then we get to risk additional arrest records. (Syn)

I admire anyone who can walk across a stage to the mic and not trip.