She thinks I’m a drug dealer. (Chris) ‘The most “illegal” thing the boy had ever done was to walk past a Salvation Army Santa Claus, once, without dropping money into the kettle.’ (Wulf)

We almost made it to thirty seconds without an insult. I think we set a new record.

How did you fastforward and turn it off? (Danger) I wanted it off and off it went. (Alexion) Wow, that’s amazing. I guess this makes me the luckiest woman in the world. (Danger) How so? (Alexion) I’ve found the only man alive who won’t ever shout out, ‘honey, where’s the remote?’ then tear my house apart in pursuit of it. (Danger)

It can’t eat him. I forbid it. (Artemis) She can do as she pleases. I taught her to waste not, want not. (Acheron)

(She grabbed him for a bear hug.) Stop sexually harassing me, Mom. (Nick)

I’m no longer human and there is no past.’ (Acheron's litany)

Everyone is in pain.No matter where they come from or what you think of them. Sorrow spares no one