And there’s one more thing. (Gabriel) Neutering? (Zeke)

One of you guys is going to have to feed the vampiric lawyer some blood and it can’t be me. (Caleb) Why? You afraid of a little bite? I’m anemic. (Nick) And I’m Catholic. Doesn’t that knock me out of the running? (Nick)

Any time you need an expert parental hand- (Zarek) I’ll find Jericho. (Astrid) Um, could you at least wait until that thing’s housebroken? (Jericho)

Aimee-"If someone's possessed by a demon, how do you get the demon out?" Xedrix-"Call a priest.

Please Julian,” she whispered to him as he slept beside her. “Don’t leave me.

I mumble hocus-pocus and the next thing you know, I’m a cat. (Ravyn) I suppose it’s a step up. The last guy I had in my house could only turn into a beer-drinking pig. (Susan)

You love her. (Shanus) I barely know her. (Wulf) Time has no meaning to the heart. (Shanus)