Sitting in a Court of law, I can receive no evidence but what comes under the sanction of an oath.

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.

To make an omelet you must first break some eggs.

I wonder why no one called the police about the rocket launcher? God knows my neighbors usually report it if I so much as fart in my backyard. (Bubba)

Nothing is ever truly set by fate. In one blink, everything changes. Even though it should be a clear, sunny day, the softest whisper into the wind can become a hurricane that destroys everything it touches. (Acheron)

(She grabbed him for a bear hug.) Stop sexually harassing me, Mom. (Nick)

You know the incredible thing about hearts is their unbelievable capacity for forgiveness. You’d be amazed what people will overlook when they love someone. (Acheron)