Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother.

When the ship is sinking and you're forced to choose sides, the new solution is to jump from island to island to island. You don't have to pick.

My parents are retired, basically.

Comics, for me, is being able to sing alone in the shower. I find it freeing. You just pick up a pen and get to it.

No, I was an unknown when I walked in that room. He didn't know who I was from a fly on the wall.

I turned down twelve films last year... Huge money films, but I had no respect for the writer or the work.

I drink protein shakes nonstop - three or four a day - and I run a lot, so you get rid of the bad carbs and keep the rest so you have the energy to make it through.