I think the hill one has to trudge in order to understand a man's baggage is more of a trek than I'd like to take right now.

the illusion never really dissipates that you can lose twenty pounds in one night by cutting out dinner.

Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

He's a real gentleman. I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he pees in it.

I think in the end we all know that our best friend is ourselves. We are born alone and we die alone. That's the journey.

We are not victims of the world we see, we are victims of the way we see the world.

My gift is that I'm not beautiful. My career was never about looks. It's about health and being in good shape.