A wise word is not a substitute for a piece of herring.
A real pleasure is a pleasure that one enjoys by one's self, without a companion, and without a single argument.
Love is a taste of paradise.
A cantor, when he starts singing, it's like rain - once it starts, it's hard to stop.
A bachelor is a man who comes to work each morning from a different direction.
You see how it is, my dear friends. There's no pleasing everyone. It's hopeless to even try, and the more you play the peacemaker, the less peaceful things become.