I was in my tighty-whities and I never woke up, and I ran over a mile.

Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

Victoria's got her secrets. Hey, so do I!

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.

I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.

We are the rags to riches story okay the Robertson's are. Okay? We had very humble beginnings. Everybody's trying to figure out what, what's behind it, and all the Robertsons say, 'hey, it's divine intervention.' Me personally okay, God's gonna take "Duck Dynasty" where he wants it to go okay and to the people that he wants it to go to.

Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!