Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning

The fans always ask me, 'Is Si that crazy in real life?' and I said, 'No, hey, he tones it down for television.'

I go out into America, and I am literally navigating a minefield. Godliness has become abnormal.

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

It ain't gun control we need; it's sin control.

I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states

I'm always just carrying a Tupperware cup, ever since my mom went to a Tupperware party and got 'em. I've left them strewn all over the U.S. and Europe. I drink iced tea out of them.