That's what got me through 65 years of life - my belief in God and what He's done for us and what He will do for us.

Nap time would become a national pastime. A man needs his beauty rest!

My wife asked me about that: "What happened to your beard?" I said, "What are you talking about?" She said, "Hey, the right side is shorter than the left." I said, "You gotta be kidding me." So I went in there and looked, and I combed it out and I said, "I don't know, that's just the way it grows."

A beaver is about like the ninjas the suckers only work at night and they're hard to find.

I am the MacGyver of cooking. If you bring me a piece of bread, cabbage, coconut, mustard greens, pigs feet, pine cones...and a woodpecker, I'll make you a good chicken pot pie.

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife).. but still my own.

Hey can mean anything. It can mean yes, it can mean maybe, it could mean no, it could mean next week. Hey, the bottom line is you have to understand me to understand hey.