Hey, I'm like Aretha Franklin, I don't get no R -S -P -E -C -T around here!
You can't teach an old dog new dog new tricks. Now,you can give an old dog new toys. And we've got one here!
I know all the new phrases: 'cowabunga,' 'radical,' cat's pajamas,' 'duh,' and 'hey, homie don't play that.
If you kill it, you gotta grill it, so to speak.
Never insult a mans beard, you either get thunder or lightning
You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid