I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out.
Women are lining up to marry me. Legend has it, I know how to do it.
Mussolini never killed anyone. Mussolini used to send people on vacation in internal exile.
Only I can turn this country around.
You have to make a joke every 10–15 minutes. It’s a way of keeping up morale.
I am absolutely sure to be the most democratic man to ever become Prime Minister in Italy.