There is nothing new in Egypt. Egyptians are making history as usual.
Because of my personal history, my professional skills and my business achievements, I am a man nobody can expect to compare himself with.
I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim, I put up with everyone, I sacrifice myself for everyone.
I unfortunately have never in my life been to a wild party.
Women are lining up to marry me. Legend has it, I know how to do it.
These monstrous criminals have demonstrated a vile and brutal affront against humanity.