Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.
Simon CowellNo, what I am doing is kind by telling people who are useless, "Do something that you're good at".
Simon CowellI don't mind being cast as some kind of a pantomime baddie, but I am very fair in business. I always have been. I pride myself on being fair.
Simon Cowell