The only magazines I read are car magazines.

I didn't realise how important stupid people are in your life, because you ask yourself, what made stupid people so stupid? What made them the way they are?

Most things in music go full circle eventually.

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

When I was young and we got caught pinching apples, we got a smack from the local policeman. Today if that happened he would be sued. There is a tendency to punish the victim, not the criminal. If someone broke into my house or my mum's house, I worry that the burglar has more rights than me.

Women say hello and then put their hands down my trousers. I thought it was my hand they were supposed to shake.

The best way to kill someone is from the inside, by crushing their hopes and dreams.