If you've got a big mouth and you're controversial, you're going to get attention.

If I go into a relationship with an artist, which at most is going to last five years, we have a 100-page contract covering every eventuality. Whereas with marriage you go into it with no contract, with laws that date back hundreds of years, and I don't think that's right.

You are a saucy little thing aren't you?

I didn't have any qualifications when I left school - I had three O-levels.

You sounded like Dolly parton on helium." (After kristy lee cook of season 7 on american idol,sang her country rendition of the Beatles'"Eight Days A Week.)

The minute you start assuming that the audience is very happy to see the same show again, you're dead.

You always want to go to a party where you get an invite.