I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language.

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through exactly whats inside them. ... You can have them, a bit of fried bread, tinned tomatoes. Delicious.

I turned down many chances to be on TV before 'Pop Idol' because I really wasn't interested in being famous. I didn't need it and didn't want it.

I'm a great believer in getting checked out because if you know you're OK, you actually feel better; your mind plays a big part of it.

I love producing shows. And so when you're on a show where other people are making decisions you don't necessarily agree with it, after a while you start to feel like a passenger.

Maybe I am a bit mad.