Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh.

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics.

The minute you start assuming that the audience is very happy to see the same show again, you're dead.

I was slightly cynical of the American mentality before I came over here, but now I preach it. Here, no one's going to tear you down if you buy yourself a $300,000 car. They're likely to say: "Well, you probably worked hard for it. Good luck to you."

We felt the time was right to open up the boundaries, and say to all of America, regardless of your age, whether you're 2, whether you're 100, regardless of what you believe your talent is - juggling, magic, singing - this is the show you can enter. It's as simple as that.

The best way to kill someone is from the inside, by crushing their hopes and dreams.