Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh.

You didn't beat the compotition you crushed the compotition!

I grew up when the whole Motown thing was huge. The charts in those days were dominated by groups more than solo artists at one point.

You have to be original. The people creating a buzz on YouTube are taking risks, and they're doing something different. I like it when 15 year-olds come on and tell me what to do rather than the other way around.

You sounded like someone who should be singing on a cruise ship. Halfway through your song, I wished the ship was sinking.

I've spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England.

Sincerity is romantic. I don't think you need gestures.