No, what I am doing is kind by telling people who are useless, "Do something that you're good at".

My proudest achievement has been the success of the shows and artists I have been involved with, because they were made in Britain.

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food.

There's no need for me to get married. I live with someone; we're happy; end of story.

Rules equal boredom, and I don't like that.

I've spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England.

I was bought an electric guitar when I was 12, but my guitar teacher beat me up. I didn't like guitar lessons... My teacher was obviously bored giving me lessons, and one day I offered him a liquorice toffee, but he didn't answer. So I threw it at him, it hit him in the face, and he sort of beat me up.