The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

The feelings that we equate with love-feeling sick, feeling insecure, not eating-that's just lust getting in the way. It's your ego saying, 'I want to get laid' and 'I hope she likes me more than I like her.' Love is something that should be there in 20 years' time.

I've always been petrified of working for a boss who I didn't like but who I was in fear of, because I wanted my salary.

What I would argue in my defence is that shows like Britain's Got Talent and The X Factor have actually got people more interested in music again and are sending more people into record stores.

There's one argument that says we shouldn't be putting these kids on under the age of 16. I think you've got to take it case by case.

Talking to celebrities is too much effort. They all think the same.

So I would only feel guilt if I misled somebody who was terrible.