The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

What luxury would I take to a desert island? A mirror. It's true. I'd miss me.

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator.

I think if you're an unhappy person, you're always going to be an unhappy person. You're probably going to be less unhappy if your business is doing well, if I'm being honest.

Britain's got talent, enormous talent, that's very obvious.

Everyone who turns up on 'X Factor' does it because a door has been closed to them at some time in their lives, and this is the only shot they have got.

My dad wasn't someone who was a great disciplinarian, we had a fun relationship, but he gave me really constructive advice in my life, which I still carry today and I do pass on to other people. So if I can have the same relationship with my son as I had with my dad, then I think he'll be very happy and I'll be very happy.