The end of the animal trade would leave more time to trap or beat to death pop star wannabes.

I've never liked the idea you have to be a certain age to be a pop star. I like the idea that anybody can enter, anybody can compete.

I don't have sophisticated tastes. I have average tastes. If you looked in my collection of DVDs, you'd see 'Jaws' and 'Star Wars.' In the book library, you'd see John Grisham and Sidney Sheldon. And if you look in my fridge, it's, like, children's food - chips, milkshakes, yogurt.

No, what I am doing is kind by telling people who are useless, "Do something that you're good at".

My life honestly isn't as weird as people think it is. I work longer hours, maybe I have a bit more money, but fundamentally, I'm not really that different.

I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language.

You know what the secret to weight loss is? Don't eat much.