I met someone the other night who's 28 years old, and he hasn't worked a day since he left college because he's pursuing a dream he'll never, ever realize: He thinks he's a great singer. Actually, he's crap.

I've spent hundreds of thousands of pounds on the very best security and I can assure you my homes are as safe as the Bank of England.

I was slightly cynical of the American mentality before I came over here, but now I preach it. Here, no one's going to tear you down if you buy yourself a $300,000 car. They're likely to say: "Well, you probably worked hard for it. Good luck to you."

You don't hate the mosquito; you just want it out of your face.

I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language.

In TV, film, and music there's a lot of snobbery, and I don't like it. I've never been a cultural snob.

I think that by ignoring the show you're ignoring the audience who put you there.