It's the government's job to encourage entrepreneurialism and investment. Most importantly, it's the government's duty to inspire confidence.

Every time I sat in a chemistry lesson I thought, what am I doing this for? I don't ever want to be in a job that involves a Bunsen burner.'

I never knew how much love and pride I would feel.

Linda McCartney sausages were my favorite. Theyre much better than eating real sausages and you dont have to contemplate half way through exactly whats inside them. ... You can have them, a bit of fried bread, tinned tomatoes. Delicious.

It simply works. You do it twice a year. Who cares? And it balances my smoking and drinking.

I think that by ignoring the show you're ignoring the audience who put you there.

Anything I shouldn't laugh at makes me laugh.