If there is such a person on the planet, then he or she-this self-appointed arbiter of “appropriateness”-deserves to be confronted with as many “inappropriate” transgressions as possible.

Why the hell wouldn't you want to be one of the fabulous people, the life enhancers, who look interesting and smell luscious and who dare to be gorgeously more fascinating than their neighbors?

Architects are the new comedians.

The important thing is not to be masochistic. Women are so hard on themselves. Don't do that. No one is keeping score.

Wearing a pair of yellow shoes does not make you an interesting person, that is of course unless you've just murdered someone in them.

Knowing who you really are and dressing the part -- with an air of amused recklessness -- is life affirming for you and life enhancing for other people.

Dressing down is a crime against humanity.