If there is such a person on the planet, then he or she-this self-appointed arbiter of “appropriateness”-deserves to be confronted with as many “inappropriate” transgressions as possible.

Dressing down is a crime against humanity.

The charming shall inherit the Earth.

Why the hell wouldn't you want to be one of the fabulous people, the life enhancers, who look interesting and smell luscious and who dare to be gorgeously more fascinating than their neighbors?

Wearing a pair of yellow shoes does not make you an interesting person, that is of course unless you've just murdered someone in them.

The important thing is not to be masochistic. Women are so hard on themselves. Don't do that. No one is keeping score.

Architects are the new comedians.