Architects are the new comedians.

The message of a leopard-print jumpsuit is clear: 'I am a huntress who delights in eating the offal of her prey.'

Wearing a pair of yellow shoes does not make you an interesting person, that is of course unless you've just murdered someone in them.

Why be formal when you can be fabulously feral? Why be conventional when you can be happy?

Conformity is the only real fashion crime

Why the hell wouldn't you want to be one of the fabulous people, the life enhancers, who look interesting and smell luscious and who dare to be gorgeously more fascinating than their neighbors?

If there is such a person on the planet, then he or she-this self-appointed arbiter of “appropriateness”-deserves to be confronted with as many “inappropriate” transgressions as possible.