If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos.

In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate.

What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.

I'm no respecter of tradition and I have no time for the Manchester Uniteds and Arsenals of this world. There's nothing to admire in these clubs. They're just bullshit worlds full of bullshit people.

Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted.

If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos.