Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted.

Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted.

In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate.

What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?

If I see another David Gold interview on the poor East End Jewish boy done good I'll impale myself on one of his dildos.

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.

I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.