What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?

In retrospect, of course I regret calling them (Charlton fans) morons. Imbeciles would have been more appropriate.

Even if I built a 50,000-seater stadium and bought Ronaldinho, there'd still be complaints about crap hotdogs.

I'm not going to drag it out or make a point, because points are pointless.

Andrew is an integral part of the team and he is staying at my football club. The reality is I need him to score the goals that will get us promoted.

Agents are nasty scum. They're evil and divisive and pointless. They only survive because the rest of the sport is so corrupt and because leading football club people employ their sons in the job.

What does Everton chairman Bill Kenwright think he will get for £6m? Andy Johnson's trainers?