I defy anybody to not look cool with the guns. My granny could look cool doing that!

I think I would probably be He-Man because Battle Cat would clinch the deal for me because I've always wanted a large, green cat.

Sometimes you just wish you could make a film and then have it on DVD so you can see your mom. But, no, I've never really had that moment. Not really. Not seriously.

The trouble with improv is that it is often about being funny in the moment without any real consideration for the bigger picture.

The trouble with addiction is that you can park the car but you can never switch off the engine or stop yourself from hearing the revs.

I hesitate to say I was the class clown, but that was kind of how I interacted with other kids in school, and I very much appreciated the responses I got. The validation of laughter is often a very heavy psychological balm.

Happiness is where you start from rather than where you go. God, I sound like Yoda.