I went to a house that was not a house. I opened a door that was not a door. And what I saw, I saw.

The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising.

Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said.

Keep your mind too open, and you never know what might walk in.

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

Alexandra was tall and blond, with a balcony you could do Shakespeare from.

If you don't trust anyone, they can't let you down.