Who's got my Jaffa Cakes? You know I can't function without Jaffa Cakes.
Though I often run out of courage and good sense, stubbornness keeps me going.
You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.
Because nothing makes love and life matter more than the knowledge that some day it must end.
If you don't trust anyone, they can't let you down.
You want me to sneak up on an angel and rip out its pinfeathers, so you can make a fashion statement?