Future is like an asshole. Everybody has one.---John Taylor (Nightside Series)

Angel: And what will you do with the world, once it is yours?' N. Hob: 'Punish it, for not loving me.

Are you sure this is a good idea?' whispered the unicorn. 'No,' said Rupert. 'But it's our best chance to find a dragon.' 'Frankly, that doesn't strike me as such a hot idea either,' muttered the unicorn.

You want me to sneak up on an angel and rip out its pinfeathers, so you can make a fashion statement?

Sometimes humour is all we have to say the things that can't be said.

The only good hero is the kind who survives to talk about merchandising.

Eddie Drood: Is this why we become agents? To play games, to chase after secrets that are rarely worth all the blood spilled on their behalf...To end up stabbed in the back, just when you thought you'd won, bleeding out in some nameless backstreet...With most people never even knowing who you were, or what you did, or why it mattered?