Future is like an asshole. Everybody has one.---John Taylor (Nightside Series)

Who ... what are they?" "My pride and glory," Alex said fondly. "Betty and Lucy Coltrane. Best damned bouncers in the business. Though of course I'd never tell them that. Fiercer than pit bulls and cheaper to run. Married to each other. They had a dog once, but they ate it.

No one likes to admit that in the end we all die by inches, gradually losing all the defining visual characteristics that make us us

I didn't know if I still had it in me to be really dangerous, but I thought so. It's like knocking someone off a bike with a baseball bat; you never really lose the knack.

You know, sometimes I swear the whole universe runs on irony.

Never go anywhere without condiments. Condiments are our friends.

While the cat's away, you may find the rats getting damned uppity.