I wonder if it's medically possible to be addicted to another human being.

-You think I’ve got a big ego and an attitude problem? -I don’t think you do, Carlos. I know it. Unfortunately, it’s a Fuentes flaw. -I’d call it an asset. It’s what makes us Fuentes brothers irresistible. Carlos and Brittany

If you tiptoe into cold water, you're missing out on the rush of plunging in headfirst.

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

Fans always say they laughed and they cried while reading my books. And I tell them that I laughed and cried while writing them.

And for those of you who want to start any trouble, I have a zero tolerance policy. . . .

Isn't that why we're put on this earth to begin with, to make it a better place? It's not a religious quest; it's a humanitarian one.