If you let him go and he doesn't come back to you, he wasn't yours to begin with. It's a lesson learned in first grade

Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.

And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.

This connection we have isn't going away, it's only getting stronger. Because the more I spend time with her, the closer I want to be.

Look at me, chica." When she does, I repeat, "Eres hermosa." "What does it mean?" "You're beautiful.

Who knew Lenny was an encyclopedia for useless information?

I hate games I can't win.