-You think I’ve got a big ego and an attitude problem? -I don’t think you do, Carlos. I know it. Unfortunately, it’s a Fuentes flaw. -I’d call it an asset. It’s what makes us Fuentes brothers irresistible. Carlos and Brittany

were you sleeping?" He chuckles. "Not by a long shot. I was just tryin' to convince myself not to make a move on you.

This attitude means you haven't met a girl worthy of your attention. You'll want to get caught if the right girl comes along.

She's a Texan, born and raised. Football is in our blood.

Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.

Mildred waves Carlos over. 'Let me look at you.' She eyes him up and down. 'I saw you when you walked in. What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan.' 'I suspect I am a hooligan,' he says to her. 'Whatever that means.

What is this?' 'A Smart Car' It looked like an SUV took a dump and out came the Smart Car