I want to live life on my own terms. But I'm Mexican, so mi familia is always there to guide me in everything I do, whether I want them to or not. Well, "guide" is too weak a word. "Dictate" is more like it.

[about her offer of a Swedish massage] Alex: You're not Swedish. Brittany: Yeah, well, neither are you. So if I do it wrong you'll never know the difference.

You're where I want to be.

Is anyone human actually normal? I'm beginning to think being normal is actually abnormal.

Brittany and I don't date other people." "Why not?" "It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend.

I want to live life on my own terms.

Oh, and just so you know, before we go out to the field we all get into a huddle and yell 'Go Queers!' really loud.