What is this?' 'A Smart Car' It looked like an SUV took a dump and out came the Smart Car

Mr. Latino with the big ego got bested by a ditzy, blond bimbo.

being afraid to take chances is scarier than actually doing things that challenge you.

Please, amigo. We need you, Kimosabe, O Mighty Powerful One. We need you more than the earth rises in the west." The sun rises in the east, dickhead." Only if you're standing on the earth. If you're on the moon, the earth rises in the west.

If you let him go and he doesn't come back to you, he wasn't yours to begin with. It's a lesson learned in first grade

Unfortunately, there are no guarentees in life.

From the look of us, you'd never know we slept in the same bed last night and made out like the world was going to end if we stopped.