Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?" "It sucked." "Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks. "It really sucked," I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.

Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?

A summer apart changes people.s

This attitude means you haven't met a girl worthy of your attention. You'll want to get caught if the right girl comes along.

I don't want to end up like my mom. That's my biggest fear in life.

And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.

It'd be cool if God gave everyone a Do Over Day and you could yell "Do Over!" and the day would start new.