As If I could just turn my feelings off like a faucet.

Tofu tacos are not Mexican. I think putting tofu on anything and calling it Mexican is an insult to my people.

I cry a lot.' 'Yeah? Well I'm gonna change that.

I'm poor, not homeless.

It'll be impossible to protect Brittany for the rest of her life from all the other guys who want to be near her, to see her as I've seen her. Touch her as I've touch her. Man, I never want to let her go.

Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?

He has no clue that I have the patience of a saint. At least that's what Carlos says, although that isn't saying much, considering his fuse is about as short as an eyelash.