[about her offer of a Swedish massage] Alex: You're not Swedish. Brittany: Yeah, well, neither are you. So if I do it wrong you'll never know the difference.

Who knew Lenny was an encyclopedia for useless information?

No, the next time i kiss you it'll last a long, long time. And then when we're done you're gonna realize being turned on is not about experience

I'm standing here, holding a half a lemon in my hand. I'm speechless, I'm excited . . . I'm a wreck. Caleb wants to be where I am.

And right this second I want to live in ignorant bliss.

If you let him go and he doesn't come back to you, he wasn't yours to begin with. It's a lesson learned in first grade

God take care of him, because he's my past and my future