[about her offer of a Swedish massage] Alex: You're not Swedish. Brittany: Yeah, well, neither are you. So if I do it wrong you'll never know the difference.

Stop thinking about Michael," Tuck orders. "He was cute." "So is a hairy ferret but I wouldn't want to date one. [...]

Love isn't about honesty. It's about protecting the people you love from things that will hurt them.

- Just do you know, Lenny this isn't a date. - Then what is it? - It's me falling sorry for you, because you're such a loser.

Sometimes moving on takes effort. Sometimes moving on is harder than it looks.

If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.

I don't want to always be 'the best I can be.' I just want to be me.