Thing is, I don't like ties. I like to win....by big margins.

Want to get in trouble with me, Carlos?

I keep my expectations low, so nobody disappoints me." "Yeah, well, I have high expectations." I look toward Miranda. "I guess my friends do, too." "Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.

Don’t try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you.” “I hate you, too.

I want to know how to make this girl laugh. I want to know what makes her cry. I want to know what it feels like to have her look at me as if I’m her knight in shinning armor.

Now I understand all those chick flicks I made fun of. 'Cause now I'm the sappy dork willing to risk it all for the girl. Estoy enamorado...I'm in love.

There's a thin line between love and hate. Maybe you're confusing your emotions.