Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.
I'm not starting any fights. I might finish one though.
Now I understand all those chick flicks I made fun of. 'Cause now I'm the sappy dork willing to risk it all for the girl. Estoy enamorado...I'm in love.
Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?
Being brave is not as easy as it looks.
My dream is to find a guy who'll love me despite my flaws and won't turn away from me when a perfect girl walks by. Maybe a boy like that doesn't even exist.