What would it take for you to go out with me?

I love you because you’re the only person I want to make love to without any conditions and—and I love that you need me.

You can run from some problems, but then you get caught up in others.

If I had any choice in the matter, I'd stay in my comfy bed and eat warm chocolate chip cookies all day.

I guess we're all a bunch of mismatched couples - that actually fit

Now I understand all those chick flicks I made fun of. 'Cause now I'm the sappy dork willing to risk it all for the girl. Estoy enamorado...I'm in love.

Hey, Carlos," the Professor says when he walks in. "How was REACH?" "It sucked." "Can you be more specific?" my guardian asks. "It really sucked," I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word.