Sometimes things are better off forgotten.

Secrets she'll take to the grave and secrets she's dying to share.

Mr. Latino with the big ego got bested by a ditzy, blond bimbo.

Listen, I didn't ask for a face and body girls find attractive. But thanks to the mixture of my parents' DNA, I've got them, and I'm not ashamed to use 'em. Having a face Adonis would admire is one of the few advantages I've been given in life, and I use it to it's full potential whether it's for good or evil.

From the look of us, you'd never know we slept in the same bed last night and made out like the world was going to end if we stopped.

You once told me that I make you believe in the impossible. You make me believe in love, which I’d given up on. Thank you for proving to me it’s not just a fairy tale.

I've spent so much time avoiding arguments and smoothing relationships with the people around me, this confrontation is painful.