And for those of you who want to start any trouble, I have a zero tolerance policy. . . .

It'd be cool if God gave everyone a Do Over Day and you could yell "Do Over!" and the day would start new.

If no words come, you can always give him the finger.

I keep my expectations low, so nobody disappoints me." "Yeah, well, I have high expectations." I look toward Miranda. "I guess my friends do, too." "Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.

We kiss all the time." I clear my throat, then add, "We just...do it in private.

were you sleeping?" He chuckles. "Not by a long shot. I was just tryin' to convince myself not to make a move on you.

If any guy threatened her she'd probably suffocate him with her oversized tee.