- I don't want you to love me. - Too late, mi chava.

Makin' mistakes ain't a crime, you know. What's the use of having a reputation if you can't ruin it every now and then?

Sometimes things are better off forgotten.

I'm not starting any fights. I might finish one though.

Brittany and I don't date other people." "Why not?" "It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend.

Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work.

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one but they think each others stink.