Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.

I don't belong here. It doesn't matter, because even if I don't belong in this place, she's here and I want to be where she is.

I can't sleep. Too many thoughts running through my useless head.

And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours.

For my Perfect Chemistry series, I did movie-style book trailers, and my fans went crazy for them.

Secrets she'll take to the grave and secrets she's dying to share.

That wouldn't fit my right testicle