Who knew Lenny was an encyclopedia for useless information?

Isn't that why we're put on this earth to begin with, to make it a better place? It's not a religious quest; it's a humanitarian one.

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

I've had more students die than I ever thought possible. My husband urges me to quit Fairfield and teach at some school without gang members who live their lives only to die or end up as drug dealers.

...personal torture instructor...I mean physical therapist.

Alex probably brings his dates sharp knives as gifts, in case she'll need one when she's out on a date with him.

If no words come, you can always give him the finger.