Julian, sometimes girls are like junk food. They look good, and they sure taste good… but you know they're not healthy for you and cause cavities so it's better to just leave 'em alone. Got me?
Simone ElkelesAlex probably brings his dates sharp knives as gifts, in case she'll need one when she's out on a date with him.
Simone ElkelesBrittany and I don't date other people." "Why not?" "It's called being boyfriend and girlfriend.
Simone ElkelesThe reason I want you to put a shirt on is, well, because, um..." "You've never seen a guy with his shirt off?" "Ha, ha. Very funny. Believe me, you don't have anything I haven't seen before." "Wanna bet?" he says, then moves his hands to the button on his jeans and pops it open. Isabel walks in at that exact moment. "Whoa, Alex. Please keep your pants on.
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