It might be the doing of Satan, in whom Aaron anxiously believed with all of his being except, perhaps, his mind.

A man takes a drink, the drink takes another, and the drink takes the man.

When audiences come to see us authors lecture, it is largely in the hope that we'll be funnier to look at than to read.

The trouble with this country is that there are too many people going about saying, "The trouble with this country is...."

It is impossible to discourage the real writers - they don't give a damn what you say, they're going to write.

He loved the people just as much as he feared and detested persons.

Cure the evils of Democracy by the evils of Fascism! Funny therapeutics! I've heard of their curing syphilis by giving the patient malaria, but I've never heard of their curing malaria by giving the patient syphilis.